Captain Hygiene

One of my nephews with a pretty friend. Last year, during a visit to Michigan, I saw him cheerfully walk out of the bathroom. I asked "Did you wash your hands?" (I hadn't heard any water running) His reply: "Uh ... I ... don't know how to do that."

Riiiiiiiight.

So I took him back into the bathroom, and said "Go ahead and wash your hands, man." And he actually pretended to not know how to do it! The Force is strong with me, so I didn't fall for such a simplistic Jedi Mind Trick. Hands were washed, with adequate amounts of soap.

Despite his habits regarding cleanliness, "Captain Hygiene" appears to have at least a modicum of success with the ladies.